Funny adult jokes Two Transylvanians arrive in Amsterdam and they want to check how much the truth is in the adult jokes. I knock on the door of a brothel. The “receptionist” cracked the door slightly, looked at them strangely and asked: What do you want? “I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.